Food Snatching Flyball Addict

Layla

 


Photographs Taken June 8, 2003

Layla's Mug Shots

Layla's Web Page

 

Aliases: 

Gadch which means Walking Stomach and Running Mouth in Dogese

 


 

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth:

November 11, 2001

Hair:

Yellow

Place of Birth: Gadsden, AL Eyes: Brown
Height: 24 inches Build: Slim but cuddly
Weight: 62 pounds Sex: Female
Occupation: Dish Washer Nationality: Labrador Retriever
Scars and Marks: Scared for life by flyball addiction

RECORD

FD - Charlotte, NC, FDX - St. Louis, MO, FDCH - Memphis
 

CAUTION

      Layla, the fanatic food snatching flyball addict driven to a life of crime by her habit.  Rehabilitation has been tried with this one, but she remains on the loose and on the prowl in search of a flyball tourney.  Driven by a disease called addiction, she will take whatever is on your plate and go on the run again.  Her obsessive taste for broccoli has been known to enhance her recall to the speed of lightening.  Last sighted in Birmingham, Alabama hanging out with a bunch of flyball hoodlums notoriously known as The Birmingham Bandits.

[Signed] Atsuko Saeki