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DESCRIPTION
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Date of Birth: |
January 1,
2000 |
Hair: |
Black and
White |
| Place of Birth: |
Alabama |
Eyes: |
Brown |
| Height: |
21 inches |
Build: |
Tall and Boney |
| Weight: |
68 pounds |
Sex: |
Female |
| Occupation: |
Porch Cat Patrol |
Nationality: |
African Water Dog |
| Scars and Marks: |
Pinto Belly |
RECORD
FD - , FDX - FDCH
- Talladega
CAUTION
A vehemently vocal defensive player is on the loose!
Beware of the Alabama Crack Child. She has a large
boney-build that is pumped with high powered adrenaline.
She is ready to take on any and all dogs. She has a
fuel-filled back end that is loaded to kill at any time.
That's right, her tail is a deadly weapon. She has been
known to dent a loaded Coke can with just the wag of her tail.
Beware, she has frequently left bruises on the arms and legs of
unsuspecting victims standing near her posterior.
[Signed] Sarina Tabor |
