Date of Birth:
|Place of Birth:
||Tall and Boney
||Porch Cat Patrol
||African Water Dog
|Scars and Marks:
FD - , FDX - FDCH
- Talladega, FDCH-S - Raleigh, FDCh-G - Memphis
A vehemently vocal defensive player is on the loose!
Beware of the Alabama Crack Child. She has a large
boney-build that is pumped with high powered adrenaline.
She is ready to take on any and all dogs. She has a
fuel-filled back end that is loaded to kill at any time.
That's right, her tail is a deadly weapon. She has been
known to dent a loaded Coke can with just the wag of her tail.
Beware, she has frequently left bruises on the arms and legs of
unsuspecting victims standing near her posterior.
[Signed] Sarina Tabor