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DESCRIPTION
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Date of Birth: |
September 9,
1997 |
Hair: |
Black |
| Place of Birth: |
Springfield, Missouri |
Eyes: |
Brown/Glow Green |
| Height: |
21 inches |
Build: |
Medium |
| Weight: |
78 pounds |
Sex: |
Male |
| Occupation: |
Pool Chipmunk Patrol |
Nationality: |
African Water Dog |
| Scars and Marks: |
White mark on
chest and light colored goatee |
RECORD
FD - Memphis, FDX
- Charlotte, FDCH - Memphis, FM -Talladega, FMX - Charlotte,
FMCh - Houston
CAUTION
Medium black-haired African Water Dog on the loose. Wanted
for hit and run. He has inflicted pain and suffering to
many a boxloader's shins. He has recently been seen at
local watering holes drinking until he is a wet slobbering mess.
Please be aware of his stringy black hairy head because he may
rest it on your legs at any time. Don't fall for his
tricks! He is only out for himself! Beware, for he
is the Bubble-Gum-Colored-Tongue, Furry-Black-Bearded-Bandit!
[Signed] Sarina Tabor |
