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DESCRIPTION
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Date of Birth: |
April 14, 1999 |
Hair: |
Black and White |
| Place of Birth: |
Alabama |
Eyes: |
Brown |
| Height: |
13 inches |
Build: |
Barrel Chested |
| Weight: |
22 pounds |
Sex: |
Female |
| Occupation: |
Home Demolitions |
Nationality: |
Boston Terrier |
| Scars and Marks: |
Freckles |
RECORD
FD - Talladega, FDX
- Columbiana, FDCH - Memphis
CAUTION
Mira is wanted for disturbing the peace. Without provocation she
may become obstreperous, vociferous, and cantankerous. Efforts
to incarcerate and rehabilitate her have failed miserably.
Habitual offender status has been declared by all that come in
contact with her. At night, she is difficult to apprehend
because she usually sleeps with at least one eye open.
Homeowners beware! By day, Mira has a relentless devotion to
her occupation of home demolition. Unsolicited work has been
performed on countless occasions.
[Signed] Randall Shaw and
Valissa Bevis |
