Known Cereal Killer

Chocolate Teddy Bear Grahams

 

 


 

DESCRIPTION

Date of Birth:

April 26, 2003

Hair:

Black and Tan

Place of Birth:

Helena, AL

Eyes:

Brown

Height:

11.75 inches

Build:

Big

Weight:

10 pounds

Sex:

Male

Occupation:

Cereal Eater

Nationality:

Yorkie

Scars and Marks:

None

RECORD

FD, FDX , FDCH , FDCH-S, FDCH-G FDCH-G

TF-I, TF-II, TF-III
 

History

      In early July, two horrible discoveries were uncovered. The first was the remains of a cereal box found under a table, torn horribly into shreds. One week later another cereal box was discovered under the bed in similar state as the first box. The crimes were described as extraordinarily brutal with the boxes found shredded into many thousands of pieces spread all over the crime scene. No trace of cereal remained. As months pass several other cereal fell prey to this killer. Authorities were at a lost. As fear ran through the household, a curfew was instated. All cereals were to be in their cabinets before dark. But this cereal killer seems unstoppable as more cereal fell prey to this beast.

 

Finally, authorities had the break they desperately needed. A cereal fought back and cereal killer (one Yorkshire Terrier known as Teddy) was caught with his head in a cereal box. When questioned, Teddy stated he was only looking for the prize inside.   

[Signed] Lisa Han, Owner